SECRET PLANS
REVEALED!
by our
sane freelancer Sir Marcus G.B. van den Hoogstraaaten-Moodsley |
Hurray!
Lewisham is fit for Olimpya! |
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Sir
Marcus G.B. van den Hoogstraaten-Moodsley is a freelancer and
has been working as investigative journalist since 1952. He
became famous in 1966 with a serious of revelations called "conspiracy
of the plums".
You can e-mail Sir Marcus: saneandcompetent@southeastlondon.org |
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The Borrow of Lewisham feels prepared for Olimpya 2006.
Our
freelancer Sir Marcus G.B. van den Hoogstraaten-Moodsley can
reveal secret plans that will change the face of Lewisham
completely. The plans were leeked by sources close to the
Queen of Lewisham, H.M. Majana Sri Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja,
Duchess of Arssex and Cent (left). |
Duchess
of Arssex and Cent :
H.M. Majana
Sri Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja |
Core piece of the plan
is the transformation of Lewisham Shopping Centre in a "recreational
mountain landscape with real birds and green trees".
The mountain range (from Romania) is due to arrive by e-mail
in early April 2006. With this move the Queen of Lewisham
hopes to attract millions of Olimpya tourists and establish
Lewisham as the "green lungs of London"
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"real birds and green trees": Lewisham
Shopping Centre in 2006
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According
to the secret plans, H.M. Majana Sri Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja will
introduce an interactive CCTV communication system in early
December 2005. After the installation of the £ 4.2Trillion
expensive system the Borrow could then give useful advice
to Olimpya tourists and Lewisham's citizens. The modern system
is interactive and useful and - apart from English "will
be able to speak French, Suaheli, German, Icelandic, Bulemic,
Scotish and German". |
To realise her plans, H.M. Majana Sri Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja, has
already set up a panel of experts, chaired by Krishna Hram Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja and Shnsthyu
Miyutirind Shi Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja.
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