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SECRET PLANS REVEALED!
by our sane freelancer Sir Marcus G.B. van den Hoogstraaaten-Moodsley

Hurray! Lewisham is fit for Olimpya!
Sir Marcus G.B. van den Hoogstraaten-Moodsley is a freelancer and has been working as investigative journalist since 1952. He became famous in 1966 with a serious of revelations called "conspiracy of the plums".
You can e-mail Sir Marcus: saneandcompetent@southeastlondon.org


The Borrow of Lewisham feels prepared for Olimpya 2006.

Our freelancer Sir Marcus G.B. van den Hoogstraaten-Moodsley can reveal secret plans that will change the face of Lewisham completely. The plans were leeked by sources close to the Queen of Lewisham, H.M. Majana Sri Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja, Duchess of Arssex and Cent (left).

Duchess of Arssex and Cent :
H.M. Majana Sri Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja

Core piece of the plan is the transformation of Lewisham Shopping Centre in a "recreational mountain landscape with real birds and green trees". The mountain range (from Romania) is due to arrive by e-mail in early April 2006. With this move the Queen of Lewisham hopes to attract millions of Olimpya tourists and establish Lewisham as the "green lungs of London"

 

"real birds and green trees": Lewisham Shopping Centre in 2006
According to the secret plans, H.M. Majana Sri Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja will introduce an interactive CCTV communication system in early December 2005. After the installation of the £ 4.2Trillion expensive system the Borrow could then give useful advice to Olimpya tourists and Lewisham's citizens. The modern system is interactive and useful and - apart from English "will be able to speak French, Suaheli, German, Icelandic, Bulemic, Scotish and German".

To realise her plans, H.M. Majana Sri Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja, has already set up a panel of experts, chaired by Krishna Hram Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja and Shnsthyu Miyutirind Shi Mahijyunindimondikryumisunja
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Hurray! Lewisham is fit for Olimpya!

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