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JESUS
STRIPSEARCHED?

Was Mr Christ stripsearched?

Cannot save the world: Mr Christ
Immigration officers in Dover have refused Jesus Christ the permission to travel to Britain.

According to a published statement on the website www.let_me_in_i_only_want_to_help_you.god it was the 12th attempt of the former Messias to travel to earth via British soil. "I can't understand why London does not want to let me come back to earth to save the world. If only I would have known 2000 years ago, that one day I would need a visa, I would have booked a ticket to a different country", so Mr Christ in his statement. The Home Office in a response stated: "(...)that since 9/11 every Hippie can enter Britain only with a valid passport and a visa. Mr Christ can not be an exception." The Home Office did not confirm allegations, that at his arrival in Dover Mr Christ had been stripsearched. (roiters)
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